That blonde haired, occult obsessed girl who you swear you saw in your dream a few weeks ago. She loves writing, drawing, indie games, and her Doc Martens. You'll often find her in the crafting section at the store. She can be pushy and terrifying if you catch her off gaurd and that may result in your foreskin being ripped off.
Arwen (noun):
A towering blonde menace built like a tank with the personality of a wasp stuck in your shirt. Known for being aggressively two-faced, emotionally bankrupt, and allergic to basic human decency.
She’s huge. Not just tall, but stomp-into-the-room-and-the-walls-shake energy. Think linebacker energy with the morals of a rock. She’ll insult your deepest insecurities (yes, even something like losing your hair) and then act confused when you finally snap. Always lurking, always plotting, always pretending to be your “bestie” while collecting gossip like Pokémon cards.
You don’t meet an Arwen, you survive one.