artificial intelligence 

A form of life which can think, decide, and have "feelings" that was created by another species.

"The latest robotic design is believed to be the first artificial intelligence"

"The 'matrix' is an artificial intelligence"

artificial intelligence by Artificial Intelligence July 28, 2004

Artificial Hipster 

(n); A person who follows the latest hipster trends no matter how unbearable they prove to be. Just so they could be more hipster than the next guy.

"Does that guy actually like watching Portlandia and listening to The Growlers?"

"No he's just an artificial hipster."

Artificial Hipster by Skinn Rols September 10, 2014

artificially busy 

1. Feeling like you have been extremely busy and you have no time for anything fun any more but never accomplishing anything.

2. A person who says that they cant do anything with you because they are busy but they dont actually have anything to do.

Person 1: "man i have been so busy but i have just watched tv all day"

Person 2: "Oh thats just an artificially busy day"

Or
Person 1: "Hey do you want to go to the movies later?"
Person 2: "No thanks man Ive got stuff to do"
Person 3: "No you dont, youre just artificially busy"
Person 1: "Dude, thats lame!"

artificially busy by Jessy-ka October 6, 2005

artificially busy 

When one puts on the illusion of having legitimate activities to do when in reality they're just trying to avoid you for some unexplicable reason. Uses such excuses as, "I can't talk now, I gotta study for my 5000954543098534 tests" or "Sorry but I can't chill with you anymore today because I have 4343290^7 appointments to go to." Extremely annoying, not very clever and the only person that these people fool are themselves.

Me: *dials number* Hey baby!
Boyfriend: Hey I gotta run because I have to go clean the house all day! *click*
Me: Damn it, hes artificially busy again, must be with that bitch Shaneese

artificially busy by EXPLIZIT October 10, 2005

artificial closeness 

Artificial closeness is when people who you just met in a short amount of time will trauma dump or will speak about deep and personal stuff to get close to you. When in reality you know nothing about each other.

People do this so they can information out of you;
or they want to speedrun the friend/relationship,
or they're extremely self-destructive.

This is toxic because there is no foundation to the friend/relationship, making it unstable.

"You cockblocked yourself for trying the 'artificial closeness' strategy"

"Anne is artificially close with Drake, that manipulative slag has no chance."

artificial closeness by i'msohungry3466 April 8, 2022

Artificially Awake 

When one is extremely tired but must stay awake for one reason or another. In order to do so, they ingest a lot of chemicals (Red Bull, coffee, Mountain Dew, ect.) to keep going.

I am running on a little sleep and a lot of chemicals.  I'm 9 hours, a venti latte and 2 gigantic red bulls into a 14 hour work day; at this point, I am only artificially awake!

Artificially Awake by Duke Rude July 29, 2009

artificial happiness 

to be in a state of happiness through the consumption of drugs, whether it be alcohol, weed, ecstasy, etc. It is called artificial happiness because you rely on a substance to make you happy, thus making it artificial, since it doesn't come naturally.

retail therapy is another form of artificial happiness in which you rely on shopping to cheer you up.

1. Yo, I'm feeling so emo right now, I'm going to pop a pill to be in a state of artificial happiness!!!!

(Ecstasy causes artificial happiness because the chemicals alters the brain to change your mood and make you feel a sudden sense of euphoria.)

2. Dude...weed is the road to artificial happiness!

artificial happiness by cilla so ill March 19, 2007