April 2nd
Him: “hey we need to have sex today its April 2nd!”
Her: “ew no im not having sex with you?!”
Him: “i dont care, take ur pants off”
Her: “ew no im not having sex with you?!”
Him: “i dont care, take ur pants off”
April 2nd by Some dude bro March 30, 2023
April 2nd
April 2nd by ImThYesMan April 1, 2023
April 2nd
If you got a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day, you're probably one of the coolest people on earth, and it's also a sacred day for the Aboriginals in North Russia. Couples in the old North Russia used to wait to get engaged until April 2nd, because they on that day could choose one other to sacrifice to the gods, because of the sacred day. Ps If your names are Silje and Lucas, and y'all get together on this day, it automatically means lifelong blessings, happiness and fire sex for the both of you.
April 2nd
April 2nd by Thesmartdone April 3, 2024