April 2nd

People born on this day hate furries and among us, and love Palau and Twizzlers

Person 1: "Hey I was born on April 2nd"
Person 2: "Wow cool! You must hate furries and among us, and love Palau and Twizzlers"
Person 1: "Yep!"

by Artil January 09, 2021

April 2nd

April 2nd is National Tell Your Crush You Like Them Day. If they reject you, say “Late April Fools”

“Bro it’s April 2nd, I’m gonna tell my crush I like them.”

by Kayles 🌝 April 18, 2021

April 2nd

On this day you need to have sex with someone of your choice whether they want to or not

Him: “hey we need to have sex today its April 2nd!”

Her: “ew no im not having sex with you?!”

Him: “i dont care, take ur pants off”

by Some dude bro March 30, 2023

april 2nd

your name is haley garber and you are in 7th grade and you to tri-valley

Oh her birthday is April 2nd? Her name is Haley Garber!

by Ivy Hernandez September 29, 2020

April 2nd

This is national cuddle/fuck you girlfriend/boyfriend day. This means you need to cuddle or fuck.

Hey Baby wanna come over?
Yea I can

Okay!! Can we cuddle
No

But it’s April 2nd you have to or we can fuck
Ohhhh okay bet

by Rara/rairai April 01, 2021

April 2nd

If you got a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day, you're probably one of the coolest people on earth, and it's also a sacred day for the Aboriginals in North Russia. Couples in the old North Russia used to wait to get engaged until April 2nd, because they on that day could choose one other to sacrifice to the gods, because of the sacred day. Ps If your names are Silje and Lucas, and y'all get together on this day, it automatically means lifelong blessings, happiness and fire sex for the both of you.

You got together on April 2nd? I better watch my back, before I get sacrificed, haha.

by peewcock April 06, 2023

April 2nd

Kiss your best friend day

April 2nd is kiss your best friend day

by Mlcg1 April 01, 2022