April 28

April 28 is national grab ass day and national grab pum pum day

(Walks up to girl and grabs her by the pum pum)
April 28 is the best day ever

by April 28 May 9, 2019

April 28

National eat nasyas ass day

Oh bro, it’s april 28th yk what that means

by Hir April 28, 2022

April 28

The national suck your friends dick day!!!

Person 1: let me suck your dick

Person 2: why?

Person 1: because it’s April 28

by Powerguido November 17, 2020

April 28

national kick dick day, since the guys are assholes now :)

boy: what day is it today?
girl: April 28, KICK GUYS NUTS DAY

by l0ngl3gs March 22, 2021

April 28

The Day Eva becomes my Longest relationship 💜💜

Let’s hang out on April 28

by Zezyzec April 26, 2021

April 28

National do what your boyfriend says day

Friend 1: wow your boyfriend is so hot. What are u doing for April 28th?
Friend 2: I know, I’m so lucky! I’m gonna do anything he says

by april28creator April 27, 2021

April 28

The day all the worst bitched were born and the most hated

Hey! its your birthday on April 28 you must be someone no one likes and are an absolute bitch to everyone

by Yoohoo bitch! November 17, 2020