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April 18 

April 18th is national grab a dick day. This means that if you are single, grab them dicks. If you are taken, find your bf and give him a great time, or funny your gf and show her the definition. HAVE A GREAT DAY HORNY PEOPLE
P1: Yo r u hangin w ur girl on April 18?
P2: yeah bro, why?
P1: it’s national grab a dick day.
P2: *takes out phone and calls gf* “Guess what day it is!!!!”
April 18 by Toobigadickdawg April 16, 2019

April 18 

National Austin Quesenberry should shut the fuck up day. who names their kid quesenberry anyways.
It’s finally april 18th now we can tell austin to stfu
April 18 by catsonbars42 April 18, 2021

April 18 

National Velociraptor Awareness Day, National Animal Crackers Day, and National Lineman Appreciation Day! So as you can see, my date of birth is the best. :sunglasses:
Me: April 18 is my birthday.

Guy: Ok.
April 18 by Macabitz January 2, 2021

April 18 

give people that have a c as the first letter in their name $1.
“OMG it’s April 18th, I have the give Chancellor a dollar!”
April 18 by Chancellqr April 16, 2019

April 18 

Literally the baddest bitches in the world like they do no give one fuck about anything they just enjoy the life.
Person: is your birthday April 18th?
Me:yes, why?
Person: no wonder ur so bad and hot
April 18 by Ur my joe mama July 7, 2021

April 18 

National Have Sex with a Friends Mom Day
Yo that girls mom over there looking kinda thicc today!

Man, just wait till April 18th and you can tear the shit out of that ass!
April 18 by Negoid7 October 19, 2019