apricot jelly

a males discharge that is usually a little more sticky than usual

Awehhh shit you done filled up my penis pump with apricot jelly!
I ought to slap that shit out yo ass

by fffamouss January 16, 2009

apricot juice

A mixture of sweat and period blood

I want to drink your apricot juice.

by Sweaty balls September 25, 2016

apricot american

A specific way to describe redheads, gingers, and carrot-tops.

Guy 1: Hey, Jeff's kid is a redhead, cool!

Guy 2: No man, he' an apricot american.

by I Am **** November 21, 2014

Apricot Dick

A dick thats been inside you so long it's turned yellow.

Oh man I just got an apricot dick from that girl suzie

by aoifue July 1, 2021

In up to the apricots

When the full length of a penis is inserted into a desired hole.

I was in up to the apricots last night, Mindy let out a huge fart after, we both laughed then I went and made the dinner.

by Joe Smiff October 20, 2023

Apricot kiss

1. When you air-kiss someone with a mouth full of dried apricot.

Person: "Hey dude, have you heard of apricot kisses? It's the hottest new trend!"

by Wifeswapfan1 August 28, 2021

apricot head

a person with a head resembling apricot, such as Reid Perry from The Band Perry.

I like your mullet. It really brings out your apricot head.

by liz.da.wiz December 5, 2011