Appletap

To directly slap someone on the throat.

Chuck Norris has replaced his signature roundhouse kick with the appletap.

by Zachuchan January 30, 2008

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applestamp

An applestamp is what happens when someone is such an idiot that they do something with their Apple notebook, such as:

-Change their login name and forget what they changed it to.

-Bake their powerbook at 450 for 10 minutes
To perform an applestamp, close said notebook, raise it to a proper angle, and strike the offending user on the side of the face or about the head in any manner you deem appropriate.

The result, if done properly, will be the apple logo on the dolt's cheek. There for always, to remind them that yes, they are one of the .04% of people that are too stupid to use a mac.

The man at the genius bar applestamped me because i "accidentally" ripped the combo drive out of my brother's ibook.

by kidjay June 27, 2005

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Applettas • Appletastic • Appletard • Appeteaser • Applease • applegasm • Appletwat • applepta • applespastic • Applestalk

Applestalk

A very important person in a making.

"Bill is the Applestalk of microsoft"

by odwarific January 16, 2014

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Appletwat

A fruitbasket individual who has reached a certain level of faggotry that they have achieved the status of appletwat. The word is not limited to: dirty homeless people, your gay friend, a retarded kindergarten teacher, and a grumpy snowball.

Wow, you are such an appletwat... better get that checked out bro

by KinGGeeT April 2, 2011

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appletosis

A disease where a person uncontrolably swears..
It is very contagious to people who are reffered to as Jordan.

This disease is very deadly and has no cure. If you have it, you can't ever get rid of it. You are stuck with it for life.

Person: "Stop swearing JORDAN !!!"
Jordan: "I can't help it !! I HAVE APPLETOSIS, AND I CANT GET TID OF IT !!"

by ania-ceggiiee September 25, 2010

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