Man Apparatus

Any device used as a whole to do something manly and productive such as a penis or a bong.

"I'm thinking you should touch my man apparatus."

by FloggingMutton June 13, 2009

Deep impact man- jam apparatus

Male sexual reproductive organ

repeated insertion of the Deep impact man- jam apparatus may cause pregnancy and or enjoyment

by BigDaddy376 March 11, 2011

Redneck Apparatus

A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.

"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"

"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."

by ROMOS November 5, 2006

Hamsandwich Apparatus

THE COOLEST FREAKING BAND EVER! THEIR MUSIC TAKES ME TO MARS AND BACK I SWEAR. I"M IN LOOOOOVE WITH THE DRUMMER NICK JIZZNIZZLE. I SWEAR. CHECK THEM OUT. THEY ARE THE BESSSST. XOXOXOXOXOXOX

Hey what you listening to friend?

Response: only the coolest band ever, Hamsandwich apparatus

by littleasaingirlholdingsmalldog April 20, 2011

aggravation apparatus

the governnment's unsettling technology that makes people commit more crimes after age 18 even though there is way more opportunity.

The aggravation apparatus had more blacks in jail than were in slavery.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

Asparagussy

A description of when your urine and/or genitals stink (of course, especially after you've eaten asparagus, but these days used for any awful smell down there.)

A nickname given to someone who stinks like this. And we've all met them.

"Urgh, not tonight - unless you shower. You're too asparagussy,"

So, this friend of yours; is she someone I might date?
Asparagussy? Jeez, no!; Steer well clear of her - she stinks.

by GuitarSteve November 21, 2022

Apperatlus

Application that runs any type of Atlus apparatus.

Google Maps is an Apperatlus, it runs on the Android platform.

Many types of apperatluses come standard on all different types of cellphones.

The Apple iPhone utilizes a Google Maps Apperatlus, AT&T charges

by |EStarr| November 30, 2009