stolen antique photos

The one thing you cant replace.

John Mulaney "why do you have these stolen antique photos?"
Alex "Because its the one thing you cant replace"

by BandMan420 November 18, 2019

antonious

Somebody Who Is Extremely Fine, Doesn't Give A Care About What Anybody Else Has To Say About Them, Stay's Fly On A Regualar Day Basis And Has An Extremely Big Long Penis.

"That Dude Is Such An Antonious Kind Of Guy He Is Just Right."

by Jazzy L March 13, 2017

antique roadshow

Grannie giving grandpa road head

you can put a dollar value on the antique roadshow but you can't put a dollar value on geriatric road head. An oldie buta goodie

by Sunshine9838 February 4, 2010

antique scrode show

A PBS series surrounding the examination, valuation, and fraud identification of really old ball sacks.

"Git yer ass down here, the Antique Scrode Show live from Naples, Florida is about to start!"

by teej October 16, 2003

Antique Sofa

In reference to terms such as 'cougar', 'puma', and 'snow leopard', meaning older women whom one would want to pursue intercourse with. The 'antique sofa' is the older woman who, despite initial appearances, turns out to be creaky, dried out, and uncomfortable to sleep on; an anti-cougar.

Lyndsay: Yo, I heard you banged our English teacher last night. That's awesome.
Greg: No, it wasn't. Looks like a cougar, fucks like an antique sofa.
Lyndsay: NO! Fail.
Greg: Epic.

by Dookaleechy December 3, 2010

Antonie

A great person who will allways be there to help, wether it is to leave if youre girlfriend is in the room, or take you anywhere...they will allways be of uidance and never forget you in theyre lives

Antonie/Antonio comes from the Antonius Latin family name group. The name's origin is said to be ancient Greece, coming either from the word Anthos (flower) or from Antonio, Greek king of Achaia.

"Geez that Antonie is so COOOL!"

by asngt007 April 7, 2010

Antwanique

Antwanique is a name that is meant for a unique person a person that does them and doesn't worry about anybody else Antwanique is a name of intelligence a person who will make it in life

Antwanique didn't talk back when those people were talking about her she didint care

by Antwanique October 20, 2017