Adonis

The name of Greek goddess Aphrodite's male lover, who was a great and handsome hunter until a boar killed him. She turned him into a rose to remember him.
It is the one male name that will guarantee a very vain, extremely hot, and exceedingly pompous son. No-one will take him seriously, he will be called gay, and he will be made fun of until he's twenty and becomes hot. Use with caution.

"Hi, I'm Adonis. "
"Aha. That's funny."
"No, that's really my name."
"Oh."

by andrea_33304 December 27, 2009

Antonis

an incredible attractive guy who should ask the cute girl out because she's hella interested

"Have you seen Antonis lately?"
"Yeah, he called me yesterday and kept calling me cute"

by Disneyloverr June 23, 2019

adonisssss

a catchphrase from popular Self Improvement YouTuber Hamza (@HamzaAhmed97), who uses it to segway into the introduction to the 'ideal man', the polar opposite to a 'Geoffrey', a weak man.

just like... Adonisssss. Adonis is the ideal man, he meditates and has the focus of a monk. He enters a deep work flow with ease, and is entirely devoted to his true masculine purpose. Adonis has an impeccable physique, the product of countless hours in the gym, and the ladies LOVE it.

by averagehamzaenjoyer February 27, 2023

Adonis

Adonis is king. Adonis is God. Adonis is life. Adonis is everything.

Bobby: "Adonis detected. I believe there is a brother amougus."
Adonis: "Your Adonis senses are misfiring. My Jeffrey senses are buzzing."
Jeff: "Yes Almighty Adonis, my king, you are always correct."

by Adonis' Dad June 21, 2022

adonislovr

A very cool person. They love adonis as all should. They think adonis is the best enstar (which he is). Overall a very lovely person that you should like too.

adonislovr is sooooo cool!

by Peepeefart69420 June 23, 2021

joe_adonis_1

God. A literal God. Nobody can surpass his beauty and talent, and his way with (under-aged) women. Be aware, if you see this man posting his selfie in your Discord server, kiss any luck with e-girls good bye. The ones you simp for, become the simp, for Joe.

No yellow haired people - joe_adonis_1#2760

by bigpenis69420epicxdlolz February 6, 2021

Joe_Adonis_1

joe_adonis_1 is the dominator of discord. an absolute stallion with a yummylicious face, a snatched nose and a beautiful 8 incher which is yet to be seen by the ladies that manage to join his woman army. he's gained his popularity through joining multiple discord servers to send in his selfie with his catchphrase "dm me"

person 1: who is joe_adonis_1?
person 2: our religion

by NotEvenNero June 1, 2021