amazon rank

amazon rank
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): amazon ranked

1. To censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for Playboy, Penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).
2. To make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.

Etymology: from 12 April 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on Amazon.com containing sexual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of Amazon.com's website. Titles stripped of their sales rankings include "Bastard Out of Carolina," "Lady Chatterly's Lover," prominent romance novels, GLBTQ fiction novels, YA books, and narratives about gay people.

Example of usage: "I tried to do a report on Lady Chatterly's Lover for English Lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and I got an F on grounds that it was obscene."

Alternate usage: "My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay."

by TheLeakyPen April 13, 2009

Amazong

Amazong. Meaning more than amazing. Often used to describe a person or one of their skills.

Person One: How was my dancing?
Person Two: It was amazong

by Gleeky Pleasures June 23, 2020

Amarion

A kind, friendly guy who needs love as much as he gives it. He can get confused with his emotions and feelings. He tends to have many close friends that can be considered his 'family' that he can tell anything to. He has a rough past and only trusts one person to keep that a secret. Only one girl in his life can make him truly happy and that girl tends to connect with him the most. Amarion can look happy on the outside but can be sad on the outside. He just needs someone to understand him. If you know an Amarion that seems to be confused right now, just give him a hug and give him love because that's all he needs. A girl from his past is a lucky girl because she is his soulmate forever. No matter what happens, he will always come back to her.

"By the way he's acting, he must be an Amarion."

by glittergirl845 May 3, 2019

amazingerester

The ultimate amazing. Used to descride someone/something so amazing that just a simple amazing will not be worthy of its description. Makes something indescribable describable,

The flower is amazingerester than any thing in the world.

by TheBrownKid7 November 23, 2010

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your mom

Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!

by ghostngoose February 3, 2022

amazonian

(n.) A tall, powerful woman.

The amazonian ate the nerd.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

amariona

An amazing person with a great personality. She is always there for you when you need it. She’s one of the prettiest girls you’ll know. She has so many friends. She’s always getting compiments on what she wears and her hair. She’s loving and caring no matter what. Whenever you feel down you can always trust her to bring you back up. She will bring you food whenever you want and she always makes sure you have the best day ever. All the guys like her without he knowing. Everyone loves her. Everyone wants to be with her or be her.

Wow that amariona girl is super pretty.

Shes has amazing style!! She must me an amariona.

by Random❤️ December 10, 2017