When you ask kids about aliens, they'll say BIG SPACE WIERDOS! well, infact they are actually Organisims from a planet that we have not discovered or discovered yet
Child: MOMMY A BIG FAT THING THAT SHOOTS GREEN EWIE STUFF IS IN BIG BROTHERSCOMPUTAH IT WOOKS WIKE A ALIEN ! !!!!
Brother yelling: IT'S A BOOMER FROM L4D2 !
an object that is uncommonly foreign and is inserted into a person's orifice. such as a tv changer, a magic marker, a lamp, a baseball bat, your dog, a coat rack, or a t-bone stake