A person with an huge sexual appetite combined with an irresistable attractiveness to the opposite sex. Normally said with arms spread wide to denote an albatross's huge wingspan. First coined in 'Bottom' starring Ade Edmondson and Rik Mayall.
by The Strut September 29, 2004
by Geric Linlee September 18, 2018
An orgy involving three men sitting on a sofa. Another person is on her knees in front of the center man. While she actively performs oral sex on him, she gives hand jobs to the men on either side. The combined action is reminiscent of a flying white albatross.
by palebot October 16, 2009
by killerbee33 April 21, 2018
Not wanting to write even one email, as such an act would necessitate tackling, or even thinking about, all the other emails stacked up in your Inbox. Occasionally shortened to albatross.
by eine May 30, 2006
6teen's Abercrombie & Fitch.
by Caitlin13579 December 17, 2008
A sudden burst of speed produced when a person spreads their arms to full horizontal length, resembling an albatross.
by Sergeant Panda February 12, 2009