The weirdest girl you will ever meet. However because of this weirdness she is one of the most entertaining people you will meet.
If you do ever meet an Alastina.
Stay with her.
Make your time together count and memorable.
If you do ever meet an Alastina.
Stay with her.
Make your time together count and memorable.
by My_Name_Bob July 16, 2015
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the act where you fuck a girl from behind. After a few seconds, hold on to her real hard and whisper in her ear: ''i have syphillis''The goal is then to keep your dick inside her and attempt to stay mounted while the animal attempts to buck off the rider.
eight full seconds count as a qualified ride.
variant form of alaskan dragon
the act where you fuck a girl from behind. After a few seconds, hold on to her real hard and whisper in her ear: ''i have syphillis''The goal is then to keep your dick inside her and attempt to stay mounted while the animal attempts to buck off the rider.
eight full seconds count as a qualified ride.
variant form of alaskan dragon
hey dude i just pullef an alaskan angry bull on my hookup from last night
really? did you qualify?
you know i did!
Ayyy!
*high five*
really? did you qualify?
you know i did!
Ayyy!
*high five*
by _N8 June 22, 2016
Get the alaskan angry bull mug.when a girl sits spread eagle at the bottom of stairs and the guy jumps of the top of the stairs and trys to make his dick in her pussy
by Urbanbuddha August 2, 2012
Get the alaskin soaring eagle mug.Alastor is a charming boy who is really a sweetheart inside. He'd beat up anyone for the people he loves even if he'll come off mean at first
Josh: Is that a fight between Alastor and James?!
Derek: He probably insulted, hit or hit on his girlfriend again.
Derek: He probably insulted, hit or hit on his girlfriend again.
by NachoCheeseBaby August 20, 2017
Get the alastor mug.The alaskin fire dragon includes, when a man Diarreahs in a girls mouth, duct tapes it shut, then tickles her until it comes out her nose.
Evany insisted that we do the alaskin fire dragon last night, there was shit every where, i even got some in my eye.
by Golfwater September 19, 2021
Get the alaskin fire dragon mug.Having sex through the nose, and once the guy ejaculates, the girl sneezes, and the snot is white, like Alaska.
by Vagina McNuggets October 28, 2013
Get the alaskan flu mug.The act where three people, generally two guys and one girl where the first guy masturbates with an egg until it breaks in the ass. He then proceeds to fuck the girl while the other guy fills his egged up hole to the limit.
Guy 1: You wanna have a threesome with me and my girlfriend tomorrow?
Guy 2: Sure, I'll bring some eggs and we can do the Alaskan Yev.
Guy 2: Sure, I'll bring some eggs and we can do the Alaskan Yev.
by Maxie<3Yev June 9, 2013
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