The alaskin fire dragon includes, when a man Diarreahs in a girls mouth, duct tapes it shut, then tickles her until it comes out her nose.
Evany insisted that we do the alaskin fire dragon last night, there was shit every where, i even got some in my eye.
by Golfwater September 19, 2021
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The act where three people, generally two guys and one girl where the first guy masturbates with an egg until it breaks in the ass. He then proceeds to fuck the girl while the other guy fills his egged up hole to the limit.
Guy 1: You wanna have a threesome with me and my girlfriend tomorrow?
Guy 2: Sure, I'll bring some eggs and we can do the Alaskan Yev.
Guy 2: Sure, I'll bring some eggs and we can do the Alaskan Yev.
by Maxie<3Yev June 9, 2013
Get the Alaskan Yev mug.Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.
Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011
Get the Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine mug.when you take a nice firm shit, then freeze it for 24 hours. after 24 hours the shit is pulled out, mildly thawed, and then brought into bed. this is usually used in the case of lesbians, but can work if you're a motivated gay as shit couple of guys. to spice things up eat corn before the shit.
1. Sindy: Roxanne get your big beautiful black ass over here.
Roxanne: Do I smell what I think I smell?!
Sindy: Fuck yes you beautiful bitch you're about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie
Verb
Tim: Yeah, my gay as shit boyfriend Dave alaskan freezied my tight asshole last night.
Roxanne: Do I smell what I think I smell?!
Sindy: Fuck yes you beautiful bitch you're about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie
Verb
Tim: Yeah, my gay as shit boyfriend Dave alaskan freezied my tight asshole last night.
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Get the Alaskan Freezie mug.A form of sexual intercourse in which the female bends over at one end of a room, and the male charges fully erect from the other, holding onto his penis until just before impact, at which point he releases control and prays for the best. If missed, the male goes around for another attempt.
Person 1: Jimbob and Sarabob tried the Alaskan Spear-Chucker last night.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.
by Uthorr February 11, 2013
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