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Al Qaeda Kickstand

When a suicide bomber accidentally detonates explosive device, during action of getting his dirty terrorist penis serviced glory hole style......in a local shithole bar restroom.
"Psychologically destroyed Woman found violently choking in the restroom of a local shithole bar, after known terrorists' drunken bombing schinaniagans leaves him totally fucked and one severed and extremely dirty penis jammed down the groaning crackheads throat". Crowning the "Al Qaeda kickstand", as the most unique way to send some crazy bitch to the looney bin, in 2018.
by Seezar Sewickley April 24, 2018
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Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning

Only performed by Level 82+ Afghan niggas, and with a penile erectoligist present in the case of a medical emergency, where two 12 inch + Turban wearing dudes (or trannies) Lay on their backs with their erect penises pointing up at a 80-100 degree angle (Professionals can get precisely 90 degrees every time) have men with sheisties throw paper airplanes at their dicks, hitting them at the perfect angle to make them cumshot up to 90 meters. Professionals have reportedly shot up to 150 meters reaching speeds of the American Airlines Flight 11 plane itself, but this takes years of practice to master.
Osama Bin Laden reportedly used Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning to prepare the members of Al-Qaeda for their attacks on the world trade center in NY.
by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 23, 2024
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so al-Qaeda

An action, statement or item that is wildly outdated or passé.
Your tribal arm band tattoo is so al-Qaeda.

Sarah Palin? She's so al-Qaeda!
by IBON4IT May 28, 2011
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Al-Quaeda

That on which I have been involved in numerous secret raids.
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
by Divinity And Darwin September 6, 2019
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Al Queda Squirrels

Squirrels trained by Osama Bin Laden to suicide bomb the transformers of America's educational systems
Kid: We got let out of skool early.

Dad: Why?

Kid: Al Queda Squirrels blew up the skools transformers.
by 11th Tier drummer August 26, 2009
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Al-Qaedarrhea

A bout of diarrhea that, when released in a public bathroom, is so particularly smelly and loud that passers-by may mistake it for a terrorist attack.
Person A: Dude, who are those federal agent looking guys wearing sunglasses down in the lobby? I just saw them put Ken in the back of one of their vehicles.

Person B: You won’t believe it – Ken had a bad case of al-qaedarrhea in the first floor bathroom. Some poor soul using the stall next to him freaked when he heard and smelt it, and called the Dept. of Homeland Security.
by B. Ballard April 1, 2009
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al qaedaed

The act of being attacked by a terriorist. Used when going to London especially when travelling on the underground, but can be used in conjunction with London in general.
ELLE: You going to come upto London with me?
Chaz: What? And risk being al qaedaed?
by Chaz the fourth July 25, 2006
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