akoned

Derived from Akon's song Locked Up. When your significant other won't let you do what you want.

Lyric's of Akon's Locked Up: "They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (im locked up)"

Jaime's wife Christina won't let him play golf again. Jaime sure is akoned!

by Peteyyyy May 12, 2011

Akon

The embodiment of Jesus Christ

In the form of a beautiful chocolate lad

Akon is god

by Nathan2Sav November 4, 2017

Akon

The best rapper ever. Akon did in fact go to JAIL. He was charged with armed robbery and drug distribution charges. Later on he served a three-year sentence for grand theft auto.

If you're going to hate on Akon get your fucking facts straight.

by Nigmatic September 1, 2007

akonning

to sleep with any body under 14 years of age.

Freddie: Hey Ferdi, did you akon that girl? (12 year old girl)
Ferdi: Yeah, I'm akonning her right now.

by Ferdi Tackinlar November 15, 2009

Akon black

One who is extremely black.

Damn look at that nigga, he akon black!

by Kavoen October 2, 2007

Akon moment

An Akon moment is a moment of sudden loneliness, usually refered to when abandoned by friends at a bar or similar. It is inspired by the rapper Akon's song "Lonely".

I had the worst Akon moment at the bar yesterday. I went to the toilet, and when I came back all my friends had left!

by Thestranger June 12, 2012

Akon Look

When you look at a person with that "look". The "I see you looking at me and you already know I wanna fuck you" look.

I gave that dude the Akon Look and now he won't leave me alone. Damn! I just thought he was hot!!

by KatDog92 December 17, 2008