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Koenigsegg Agera r/s

By far, the sexiest street legal car in any country. This car has 1100hp as a standard. Not only is it the fastest street legal car at 273mph, but it is one of the most beautiful thing many have laid eyes upon. The car will shit on a Bugatti any day, even on a wet track. The tires have the best traction, it's equal to the traction freshly lotion'ed hands have upon a firm behind. The carbon fibers that they put on the Agera S made the car 13% sexier than it already was before as the plain Agera R. And now you don't have to pay for expensive gas because this motherfucker runs on E85 too. The V8 will make any bitch have an orgasm if she sits on the rear of the car, because that's where nice cars house the engine. The Agera cannot be compared to any other car unless you are simply stating how much it shits on the other car.

This motherfucker sounds like a GE9000 engine at full throttle on a 747 when it passes you going 250mph at Nuremberg. (Fuck your umlauts Germans.)

The koenigsegg agera r/s is in the price range that you cannot afford. Only rich folks like myself may one day have the chance of purchasing a $2,700,000.00 car.

Koenigsegg is only spelled like that so stupid Americans can read it and pronounce it right otherwise it would be Königsegg. That's why my PC doesn't give me red squiggly lines under it when I type it in.
Holy shit was that a Königsegg (Koenigsegg Agera R/S)?

Yes, indeed it was. I'm going to need a towel because I just shit, pissed, jizzed, and vomited all over myself Braj.
by ShroomBraj April 10, 2013
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Akira

An Akira is a very anti-social and yet mysterious person. When she loves she loves very hard. Akira is the kind of girl you'd easily fall in love with not because of her beauty or looks but just because of her personality itself. She has a heart of a poetic to which it is never heard. She is fragile and she will eventually break down from time to time but that just means she been strong long enough to let her guard down for so long and to put it back up.

My Advice: Keep Her.
Akira is a actually soul of a poet :)
by sabrina925 September 3, 2016
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Akira Kurosawa

A great filmmaker who is often dubbed "The Greatest Japanese Filmmaker" by people who have never heard of Yasujiro Ozu. Directed approxamitely 32 films during his career that lasted from the early 1940s to his last film in 1993. His masterpieces include "Seven Samurai", "Rashomon", and "Ikiru", among many more. Highly influential to such American directors as George Lucas, Francis Ford Coppola, and Steven Spielberg. His influence on international cinema is often taken for granted by modern viewers who have not the attention span to sit through a 3-hour movie without "realistic" violence and/or constant use of profanity.
Watch the film a second time before you make an idiot of yourself by calling Kurosawa's films "boring" or "stupid."
by beaucoupjosue May 1, 2005
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Akram

Akram comes from the word generosity. To be a Akram, you are very giving, amazing sense of style. Determined. Ambitious. Inspires others and motivates all types persons. Killer smile. Usually the underdog. Family is a priority, friends stay close to heart. Few acknowledge the talents of a Akram. Will only express love to the love their life. Creative with words. Extremely prideful. Stubborn. Once hurt, hard to forgive but when forgiven is because a Akram loves or cares for that person. Deep thinker.
You have Akram in your life? Lucky you.
by Akraam September 18, 2012
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Akram Aniss

He is the cutest shitposter and one of the first shitposters in Algeria, he pretends to be athiest and illuminati member and gay also only to offend normies and kabyles too, and he's talented and cultivated ,he shit post a lot in " I'm dz and I speak Englis's group
And he's famous there , and other international groups , and he's a professional stealer of fresh memes ,only his closest friends know his real personality ,none else does .
Adam : who's Akram aniss ?
David : are you kidding me who doesn't know him ?
by Daquaniom May 23, 2017
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Mikael Åkerfeldt

The sexiest man alive. Capable of seducing any woman with his singing and killing any man with his growls.
Mikael Åkerfeldt: Gone through days without talking, there is a comfort in silence.

Woman: Oh my god, please have sex with me!

Mikael Åkerfeldt: DEAFENING SHRIEKS PIERCED THE NIIIIIIIGHT!!!

Man: *Dies violent death*
by DemonOfTheFall27 December 26, 2008
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aeralyn

A beautiful girl who deserves the fucking world and all the love on it. She's kind and adorable and loyal as fuck. If you ever get lucky enough to have her in your life consider it a miracle because you must've done some good shit to have been blessed with her godly existence. She's insecure and doesn't like herself, but she has absolutely no reason to be because she's honestly one of the most gorgeous girls to ever exist ever on the face of the universe and everything outside it. Consider yourself on Gods good side if you know her.
person 1: "Do you have a girlfriend?"

person 2: "Yeah! Aeralyn!"

person 1: "Holy shit, lucky"
by dormxr December 27, 2017
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