Airport Atheist

A term in which an andividual is an atheist except in life threating scenarios.
Has the same definition as "There are no atheists in foxholes"
Is the belief that one that is usually not religious, will in extreme fear pray or hope for a higher being to look over them.
While in flight the plane has extreme turbulence, one that normally does not believe in God will pray for their life.
They would be considered an Airport Atheist.
by JBray March 8, 2013
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Airport drunk

When your dropped off at the airport with no kids and no wife, and whilst your drinking you miss your flight.
Friend 1: hey man, I heard Ryan got airport drunk!
Friend 2: yeah man, I heard he had four manhattans, missed his flight, and his sister had to give him a ride home.
Friend 1: WHAT AN IDIOT.
by KathnPersteph2 March 6, 2020
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Airport Walk

A very fast paced walk, almost a run but not quite. Used in airports when you are late to a flight and you don't want to run but need to hustle.
Dude that was so awkward, I turned on my airport walk and got out of there!
by ~~squiggles~~ May 7, 2009
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airport boy

When you go to the airport and see a really cute guy you know you’ll never see again
Omg Ashley remember the airport guy? The one I told you i will probably never see again? I found his instagram!

airport boy- When you go to the airport and see a really cute guy you know you’ll never see again
by guck419 March 16, 2021
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airport hug

When meeting someone at an airport, and hugging intimately like you haven't seen them in years, which actually is the case for some.
Some may drop their bags and run towards that person.
I haven't seen my best friend in a year, we shared an airport hug once I landed.
by too legit too quit March 11, 2009
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airport vultures

Passengers waiting to board a plane who stalk around near and clog up the boarding gate before a flight, regardless of where their seat is or when boarding actually is.
The flight attendant became so irritated with the airport vultures that the flight was abruptly cancelled.
by kayakbeat September 19, 2010
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airport macarena

The moves a person makes while waiting in an airport security checkpoint as they are checking all of their pockets for metal items.
If you don't do the airport macarena, the metal detectors will beep and you will be asked to check your pockets again.
by Allen Papertape January 12, 2010
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