Annalisa Gonzales

THE FUCKING THICKEST GIRL YOU WILL EVER MEET, LIKE HOLY FUCK HER ASS IS SO NICE🤤 Softball girls be hittin different

Have you seen that Annalisa Gonzales girl, shes bout thicc as hell dude

by Anau’s Best Friend October 23, 2019

Annalisa

A dog killing woman who with have been married twice before she can legally marry

Dude your girl is so an Annalisa you need to dump her before she ruins you.

by Redleader90 February 9, 2017

Annalisa

Annalisa is a stubborn, indenial young lady that has a very fixed mindset. In order to get through to Annalisa you have to be certain that your name is Chris Hemsworth, Jason Momoa or Brad Pitt but due to her stubbornness she has yet to realise that it's never going to happen. Recently Annalisa has had an obsession with her Geography teacher and she can't be stopped. Annalisa is also certain that she never admits she is wrong especially when she's is. Careful not to insult her closet because it's a sensitive bitch. Also Annalisa is always adamant on claiming her loyalty however when it comes down to her day one besties or getting into the squad, she is certain to have a selfish moment and slide in wherever she can, even if she is deemed a rat.

*Annalisa blatantly insults someone but refuses to back down cause she can't let them see her break. THIS IS THE MARINES*
Girl: Annalisa that's so mean how could you say that?
Annalisa: Well I don't think it's mean and I'm not fucking apologising.

Annalisa: Well I didn't say it like that.

by IAMFUCKINGBOUJEE November 29, 2018

Analisa

A rude woman who will take,take,take. She always has her eyes in one man and once she sees that man she instantly knows he will be the one.
Analisa is nice most of the time but she can get mad if you don’t treat her nice.

She is very stuck up and complains about everything.
Not the person to tell secrets to.

Don’t talk to Analisa she is a bully

by Skkssksks September 8, 2019

aunalisa

A beautiful woman that can look sexy without even trying in the bedroom or under her hood

Dam that aunalisa is banging

by Damork December 22, 2020

Analisa

Having her name derived from the word "analysis, to analyze", Analisa is a company revenue analyst who usually wears black suit + white collared shirt + black span skirt to her office.

When it comes to crunching numbers, Analisa is all business—always in her black suit and white collared shirt, analyzing revenue like a pro while looking sharp in the office.

by Emotional Cruiser November 4, 2025

dirty annalisa

The process of a woman removing a particularly soaked through tampon or pad, placing it in the palm of her hand and then clapping as hard as she can. Spraying the used and clotted lining of the her uterine wall about the room like a vampiric Jackson Pollock

I really need to chew my food more, I just shat out a brick and tore myself. The toilet bowl looks like someone did a "dirty annalisa" into it

by imjustken May 9, 2023