South African Salamander

-noun. a highly advanced sexual position where the male ejaculates onto his lover's eyes and simultaneously poops into his partner's mouth. The South African Salamander developed its name from the apparent glazed eyes and lip-licking tongue of its first victims during the 14th century.

She was forced to clean her contact lenses after he gave her a South African Salamander.

by Dr. Bottom March 18, 2010

fast african swimmer

A slang term for Sicilians, based on their proximity to Africa and alleged swimming ability. It is not well known if this term is considered derogatory.

"My grandmother was from Naples, but my grandfather was a fast african swimmer."

by Sean1 June 11, 2006

African Sun Dance

When a man lights a women on fire and proceeds to have sexual relations with her. This is considered in the genre of smut pornography. The proper method for performing this sexual act is to tie the said fire victim down, but one can be adventurous and leave them untied. This, of course, would lead to a dramatic chase prior to the actual sex usually leading to the person who is on fire dying before the penetration starts.

Kyle was considered the best at performing the African Sun Dance

Brendan's favorite thing to do with a hooker is the African Sun Dance

by Kyle the Ginger January 6, 2010

African sleeper hold

When a large black man comes up behind you and strangles you with the pocket giraffe he calls a dick.

This usually happens at the least opportune time, such as balancing your check book or reading a story to children.

Father: And Hansel and gretel lived happily ev-BWAWHGAWHGHG!

Humongous black man: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BITCH! YOU GONNA DIE!

Onlooker: Now THAT'S an african sleeper hold if I've ever seen o-BAWAHWGAHWG!

by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007

african smoothie

When you shit and piss in a bitches mouth and make her keep in until you cum creating a mixture of shit, piss, and semen. Then putting it in a cup of ice to create the said smoothie.

I gave this bitch an african smoothie and made her drink it. She threw up everywhere!

by Guy Feiri December 1, 2017

African slip and slide

The act of shitting on a hardwood floor and setting bowling pins on the other side. Then proceeding to throw African ginger midgets to try and knock them down.

Hey Vincent wanna go set up the African slip and slide after this beer?

by BigRichard832626 April 3, 2021

African Sunset

A sunset that is big and low with a striking red/orange color

"Wow, that is a very African sunset!"

by kmuncie January 7, 2014