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Queen of Alternative

Lana Del Rey.

This is not even up for debate. Her impact in the music industry is unmatched. Billie Eilish, Melanie Martinez, Halsey, and other copycats desperately want to be her.
“I’m listening to Ultraviolence by the queen of alternative.”

“The queen of alternative was robbed at the 2020 Grammys! Norman Fucking Rockwell is the album of the decade!”
by littleharlottt September 12, 2020
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Good Afternoon

The most vile and unforgiving insult one could possibly utter in the 1800’s. Compared to the modern day “fuck you” or “eat shit”
Excuse me sir, could you spare just a bit of chowder? It’s been a bug to get a meal since the factory up and shut down.

Why don’t you get a job? There will be no hand outs or free bites. Good Afternoon to you sir.
by Unlimitedpower November 21, 2022
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Alternative facts

What you call a lie when you are so afraid of accepting the truth that you call blatant lies "facts". Also known as complete and utter bullshit.
Tom was not aware that there was not a child pedophile ring taking place in a non-existent basement, he was using alternative facts.
by Beardman01 January 22, 2017
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Alternative Facts

When someone, specifically the leaders of the United States, tell a flat out lie to convince their supporters of how great they are, but don't want to admit that they are actually total fuck ups and have no idea what they are doing.

A way of phasing a lie that everyone knows to be untrue.
(In regards to the size of Trump's innaguration) Kelly Anne Conway. "Sean Spicer, our press secretary gave... alternative facts to that."

Normal People. "I hate how all Trump does is lie and speak false hoods."
Trump supporters. "He isn't lying, he is just using alternative facts."
by Brian2002 January 22, 2017
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Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate)

Funni Russian guy that missed a Tsar's child so much that he did a little trolling on the Russian people
Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate) seems like a cool monarchist, what could go wrong?
by secreperson October 13, 2021
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alternative facts

A bald face lie usually told by someone who is either delusional or a psychopathic liar.
Trump's Press Secretary often cites alternative facts during press conferences.
by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017
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Alternative Facts

1. When you know what you're saying is bullshit but you're going to present it as your version of reality anyways even if it is contrary to first hand accounts, photographic evidence, reputable reporting sources, and verifiable numbers given by things such as ticket sales or public transportation data

2. An attempt to gaslight the population in an effort to control the media and create propoganda by substituting something beneficial to the regime instead of reporting verifiable truths that paint a negative light on a subject.
"In an interview on NBC's 'Meet the Press,' host Chuck Todd pressed Trump senior adviser Kellyanne Conway about why the White House on Saturday had sent Spicer to the briefing podium for the first time to claim that 'this was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period.'
'You're saying it's a falsehood. And they're giving -- Sean Spicer, our press secretary -- gave alternative facts,' she said.
Todd responded: 'Alternative facts aren't facts, they are falsehoods.' "
by mozzy-o January 22, 2017
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