Agriphiliac 

An individual with an overwhelming fetish for plants. His or her life revolves around little shops of whores. In reality, what these individuals refer to as little shops of whores is actually just a regular flower shop.

1. George really needs to get laid, he just fucked a tulip infront of a children's field trip. What a fucking agriphiliac!

2. Dude, I am jonesing for some roses to quench my agriphilia

3. That guy just raped your garden, we should start a neighborhood agraphiliac watch Sally. Nobody is safe, not even the garden gnomes

Agriphiliac by notpat October 26, 2009

Auriphilia 

The sexual desire for ears; to be licked; kissed; etc.

I just found out Matt has auriphilia...

Auriphilia by FunnyTheme November 26, 2018

ammophilia 

A love of ammunition.

Some of those Capitol invaders were packing duffels of high capacity clips. Those guys had serious ammophilia.

ammophilia by Cynicool January 18, 2021

Aerophobia 

Fear of fresh air.

Person 1: " You are on your computer all day I think you might have Aerophobia."
Person 2: "Haha very funny 😐."

Aerophobia by 1l1umi July 13, 2021

Aerophile 

1. Someone who is sexually attracted to planes

2. Someone who is so much of a plane nerd that they find themselves staring at pictures of planes a little... too long

"You see that guy Henry over there? He is such an aerophile. Scroll through his photos and all you'll find are planes."

Aerophile by The Supreme E October 7, 2022

Aerophile 

People who like the way it feels when air, or wind, presses against their skin. More is better.

I am such am aerophile, I want to stick my head out the window like a dog when we drive and the windows are down.

Aerophile by footinmouth July 13, 2015

Autophilia 

1. Getting pleasure out of automobiles.

2. The act of inserting the male penis into the orifices of an automobile.

3. The act of inserting automobile parts or automobile tools, such as a wrench, into the female vagina.

1. Larry: Oh! Hey Bob, look at that piece of sexy machinery right there! (points at a yellow Volkswagen)

Bob: You autophiliac!!!

2. Billy Joe: Oh! (shoves penis into rusty tailpipe) I love you so much you dirty, dirty dirt-bike.

3. Mary: Ooooooo. Your so big Lambo!

Lambo: -no response-

Mary: Oh yah! Harder!

Autophilia by Valkaris May 4, 2010