financial advisor

A person, usually male, who lives in a really nice home, drives a really nice car, usually has a wife who doesn't work. All his possessions are due to the money he makes off of his clients when he buys and sells funds using their money. The advise he gives is to benefit himself and not you. Do yourself a favor and keep your money in the bank.

I used to have a small fortune in my port folio, then I took the advise of a financial advisor. Now he has half my money, and I don't have a pot to piss in.

by Just say no October 22, 2008

The Ward Advisory

An elite group of students that meet every morning at St. Paul Academy and Summit school. They run the majority of the school under the table. Their ranks include the infamous Tuaner, The Hustle Wagon, and benevolent dictator Mollie Ward. Bottem line: they get it in.

The Ward Advisory runs shit around here.

by DOMINATOR AF April 28, 2012

Advisory

A group of about 15 different socially awkward people, and the teacher that nags you all year, that you are forced to be with for the entire first week of school, and twice a week for the rest of the year.

Student: Can I be moved into an advisory with people and a teacher that I actually know and like?

Whoever: No, that is forbidden, you'll just have to suffer.

Student: I guess that's Metro High School for ya.

by Metro Hater June 6, 2009

Resident Advisor

An online dance music magazine which keeps society in check by reminding us that German minimal techno is the only type of music worth bothering with.

It has saved millions of lives by warning the population away from sophisticated music with actual melodic content.

Its main headquarters can be found in Berlin, due to the German capital being the only city in the world to have nightclubs.

Richie Hawtin can sometimes be seen around the building carrying a copy of Traktor, and being harrassed by literally thousands of worshippers who really know what is important when it comes to music.

Thank fuck for Resident Advisor - the ultimate be-all-and-end-all of dance music journalism.

by Strachman January 21, 2010

advisory class

a class in high school which happens every day and is pretty much mandatory detention, teachers pretend to like it but really even they think it's bullshit

i hope i dont have to supervise an advisory class this year, i hate supervising detention!

by almostdone June 11, 2011

Game Advisor

1. Spawning from the company known as Gamestop. One who knows nothing about games and/or gives bad advice on a subject that no one should need advising on in the first place.

2. One who would like to believe they are an expert on something no one cares about to start with.

3. In the case of a female being a game advisor, knowledge of games is not necessary. Young wapanese gamer nerds will salivate over the opportunity of having a conversation, albeit brief and awkward, with the somewhat okay looking girl behind the counter.

Many Gamestops stock their stores almost exclusively with female game advisors for this very reason.

4. One who knows not what they are doing.

The kawaii game advisor behind the counter at Gamestop looked at me! If I could only not be a baka get the courage to ask her out! We would get married and move to japan where she would make video games and I could be a great mangaka! X'D

by Narglesatemyneighbors December 24, 2010

Advisory RXO

Advisory RXO, RXO who uses his brain to look for changes and tells them to his supervisor but who does not have a final say nor authority to implement those changes

Godpower was the Advisory RXO of LRR before he became the fully operating RXO.

by send0vision August 16, 2021