assaholic

a person who loves ass

i love ass! i think im an assaholic

by joey April 29, 2003

amaholic

One who is addicted to shopping on amazon.

Symptoms include:
New stuff all the time.
A surplus of boxes marked "amazon prime"
Frequent visits by speedy, ups, and or fedex, in addition to the mail man.

did you hear Joe got amazon prime?
YEAH, THE FEDEX GUY IS AT HIS HOUSE EVERY DAY.
there is something funny going on there.
NO HE'S JUST AN AMAHOLIC.
we need to get him into an AA program or something.

by johnny boy May 20, 2014

Alcatholic

Alcatholic (n) Person. Pronounced (Alka Thollik)
One who regularly attends Church on Sundays for the free wine.

Have you met Cyndi/ She an Alcatholic, for rull, bruh

by Clyce December 15, 2017

Altaholic

Someone (specifically a skier) who is addicted to Alta's amazing snow and blue bird day

John: Hey man I went to Alta again this weekend!
Mark: What?! That's like the tenth time this month. Damn you're an Altaholic!!!

by Greatest Snow on Earth - SL,UT January 4, 2011

assaholic

In addition to the other definitions, it's a characterization of an obnoxious remark or action; i.e., something an asshole would say. Basically, it's the adjective form of "asshole".

Guy: "Yeah, I'd fuck her if she wasn't so ugly."

Girl: "Wow, that was a pretty assaholic remark."

by hnath January 28, 2006

aquaholic

Someone who is constantly drinking water, spouting off about the health benefits of always staying hydrated, and likes to be seen sipping from designer bottled water.

You're such an aquaholic, I can't believe you're drinking water from the Antartic ice shelf.

by Phil F October 26, 2005

assaholic

When a man loves ass so much that he becomes very irritable until he gets his first slice of the day.

That darn Bobby is so mean in the morning until he gets laid, he must be an assaholic.

by lou-man October 3, 2003