You act like what I said

Used to retort when someone exaggerates. Usually said with immense frustration.

Person A: The roads look really bad.

Person B: With the way you drive, you'll be home tomorrow!

Person A: Will you stop picking on me?!?!?! (all upset)

Person A: You act like what I said, like I killed you god damn dog!

by raychel12345 January 02, 2008

Your acting like a fat black chick

A word used to describe someone who is imitating or acting like someone that is fat, black, and is a female. Most commonly used when someone gets really excited all of a sudden spits out random ghetto words that don't mean anything. Also used to describe someone who likes to do booty dances at the club , and eats a lot of chicken.

A : Yo , Bonishia did you see my home girl Oprah pop lock and drop it in da club and throw her hands in the air like she just don't care , like shonishia in dat one Beyonce video? Man , that was my shizzle on my dizzle daug.

B : Dude, your acting like a fat black chick , and your pissing me off !

A: Well des ight , I don't have to chill which chew no mowz. And anysways Chirishia is giving me some new weave in an hour. PEACE ! FO REAL !

by litureeee May 28, 2008

don't act like yo shit don't stank

don't act like you special.

you keep on judging me, don't act like yo shit don't stank, you the same as everyone else

by sugarbaby8643 January 15, 2010

don't act like yo shit don't stank

don't act like you ain't never did something before that someone else did.

person 1: yo, my brother cracked on me for getting in a fight at school and lost.

person 2: for real.

person 1: tell him "bro don't act like yo shit don't stank"

person 1: for real

by finalboss954 January 17, 2013

he acts like we dont know his blood type

The adj of celebrities (male) acting like their fans dont know what specific things that they do

Harrry styles asked: “if you know this song, please sing”. Me: of course i know wtf. He acts like we dont know his blood type.

by Fruityman’s property November 21, 2021

You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!

I wanted to taste your tears, feel, your arms, and hear your journ ed evey voice of my life. Only to find out that you were a pure product of a fictitious business of your own ass.

To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021

Acting like a granola bar

In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.

Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"

by reformedshibainu January 14, 2022