muddy acorn

When the tip of a mans penis has shit on it as a result of anal sex

After bubba pulled his cock out of my ass, I noticed I gave him a muddy acorn

by Cb & ck February 6, 2018

acorn licker

someone who is really bad dude. Or soeone who looks 'nutty lickin'

Guy: Hey you're a total acorn licker
Bob: Am not
Guy: yeah you totally lick acorns

by Rainbowsss January 16, 2008

Acorn Politics

A condition caused by panic mongering in political circles. The act of panicking the public for the purpose of pushing ahead a false agenda.

An example was first found in children's story "The Sky is Falling" Chicken Little and Henny Penny, panicked when an acorn fell on their heads. Acorn Politics is using the media and popular culture to panic the masses regarding a perceived social ill. examples: weapons of mass destruction, anthropomorphic global warming; Y2K global computer failures

by Onecanuck September 14, 2009

Acorn Mob

A West Oakland mob mostly from the Acorn Projects. Notorious for its numerous murders.

What set you from? Im with that Acorn Mob.

by lil clique July 14, 2010

Amory Blaine

(from the Fitzgerald novel)
1. Someone who is overwhelmed with the demanded acceptance of human irregularities. At the same time, an egotist.
2. The shnat chick is his greatest weakness.

1. He's just an Amory Blaine

2. "What's the matter Amory? Amory's thinking about poetry, about the pretty birds and flowers. I can see it in his eye."
"No I'm not," he lied. "I'm thinking about the Princetonian.." (TSofP, pp.75)

by kb1hnz March 3, 2005

Acorn Dick

When a dick has no shaft, only a tip

It is extremely difficult to masturbate with an acorn dick. what do you do, stroke it with two fingers?

by wiggly dick December 24, 2014

acornize

verb To acornize means to do what FOX News and conservatives did to ACORN, namely point out a single mistake and then build on that to condemn the whole organization. The word was first used on the Cynthia Black radio show.

Hannity is attempting to acornize of the safe schools czar.

by rich rick March 29, 2010