absofuckinlutely 

Confirming that a factual chunk of information is undeniably, and indisputably true.

Did your dog pee on my lawn Joe? Absofuckinlutley!

absofuckinlutely by Batman November 9, 2001

Absafuckinglutely 

A combination of absolutely and fucking. Used for emphasis.

Preson 1: Wanna come round later?

Person 2: Absafuckinglutely!!

Absafuckinglutely by Kyleia March 10, 2010

Absofuckinlutely 

A variation of absolutely, typically expressing extreme excitement or disgust.

Bro 1: And what, pray tell, is so bad about a7x?

Bro 2: The fact that they are a7x. C'mon, bro they are absofuckinlutely terrible.

Absofuckinlutely by gogobrofist October 29, 2010

absofuckingloutly 

an agreement,between 2 or more people.

like when your friend asks you if you like like boobs and your like absofuckingloutly.(Not just absoulutly but absofuckingloutly

absofuckingloutly by Josho n' chris January 10, 2004

absofuckinlutley 

a combination of the word absolutely and fuckin....comes in very handy

"Hey Jamie you going to the party tonight?"
"Absofuckinlutley!"

absofuckinlutley by Um...yeah May 26, 2004

absolfuckingutely

Essentially it means absolutely. But saying in that manner emphasizes the absolute value in it.

Man: Are you going to get drunk tonight?
Woman: Absolfuckingutely!

absolfuckingutely by Fuad October 4, 2007

absolfuckinlutely 

a cross between fucking and absolutely.

How are you?
Im absolfuckinlutely fine!

absolfuckinlutely by IamEllessClass November 16, 2009