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The Key of Awesome

A series of comedy music videos, both parodies and original
by kubleeka May 24, 2011
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5 seconds of awesome!

The about 5 second period after you jack off where you experience the most pleasure of stroking.
Joe: Dude after I jacked off, I kept stroking and it felt so awesome for about 5 seconds!

Dan: That's the 5 seconds of awesome! Why are you telling me you masturbated in the first place?
by ItellmyfriendsImasturbate March 13, 2010
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Keeper Of The Awesome

The 2nd in command of the world order. Right behind the 'Keeper Of The Universe...and stuff.'

The current 'Keeper Of The Awesome' is a guy from Australia commonly known as 'Jason Oberbichler', 'That Totally Awesome Dude Over There' and simply 'Jay'.
'Oh no-- My balance of awesome is like, totally unbalanced.'
'I'll call the 'Keeper Of The Awesome!'
by Jacob Pantich September 12, 2005
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boss of awesome sauce

Being a boss of wesome sauce means you can practically rip a ninja in half before it can react. If you are one than you are on the same level as Chuck Norris.
It's like being a boss of the world. Chuck Norris is the only one who can say who is a Boss of awesome sauce.
by EpicMAngo September 29, 2011
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Vortex of Awesome

An object, idea, or action involving two or more objects, ideas, or actions that are somehow combined, by any method, to create a new and improved entity of awesome that is so awesome that one cannot pry themselves away, becoming trapped in awesomeness.

Very different from Vortex of Awesomeness
My night became a vortex of awesome when Pamela Anderson showed up with a bottle of tequila!
by Chazzle-razz January 15, 2013
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bag of awesome

Joe is the coolest person I know - he is one big bag of awesome!
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council of awesome

a group of an unknown amount of people, where the possibility of the awesome is endless and inevitable
It was amazing because the council of awesome was there
by descent1114 April 14, 2008
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