The Key of Awesome

A series of comedy music videos, both parodies and original

The Key of Awesome is hilarious.

by kubleeka May 24, 2011

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5 seconds of awesome!

The about 5 second period after you jack off where you experience the most pleasure of stroking.

Joe: Dude after I jacked off, I kept stroking and it felt so awesome for about 5 seconds!

Dan: That's the 5 seconds of awesome! Why are you telling me you masturbated in the first place?

by ItellmyfriendsImasturbate March 13, 2010

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The 2nd in command of the world order. Right behind the 'Keeper Of The Universe...and stuff.'

The current 'Keeper Of The Awesome' is a guy from Australia commonly known as 'Jason Oberbichler', 'That Totally Awesome Dude Over There' and simply 'Jay'.

'Oh no-- My balance of awesome is like, totally unbalanced.'
'I'll call the 'Keeper Of The Awesome!'

by Jacob Pantich September 12, 2005

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boss of awesome sauce

Being a boss of wesome sauce means you can practically rip a ninja in half before it can react. If you are one than you are on the same level as Chuck Norris.

It's like being a boss of the world. Chuck Norris is the only one who can say who is a Boss of awesome sauce.

by EpicMAngo September 29, 2011

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Vortex of Awesome

An object, idea, or action involving two or more objects, ideas, or actions that are somehow combined, by any method, to create a new and improved entity of awesome that is so awesome that one cannot pry themselves away, becoming trapped in awesomeness.

Very different from Vortex of Awesomeness

My night became a vortex of awesome when Pamela Anderson showed up with a bottle of tequila!

by Chazzle-razz January 15, 2013

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