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aunty wick

a loyal friend, who turns into a monkey as soon as he see bananas,

he is funny and you can fuck around with him, one of his favourite phrases is, "you bitch", with I think is beautiful, he get all the bitches with his cute UwU tricycle, he is unfortunately poor, because he has to pay all his salarys for MONKEY and DONKEY stuff, so you can find him at any Trainstation, ready to get fucked in the Trainstation Toilet for 50ct a minute, overal a good friend , just keeping in mind to not feed him to much bananas , he will become MONKEY!!!
Person 1: Oh aunty wick is so cool
Niklas: GO BACK I WANT TO BECOME MONKEYY!!!
Person 2: Wicky is so hitty with his small titi and big niggedy shuuuu shuuuu
by Thailoaf December 19, 2021
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Aunty Acid

An older lady filled with sassistude and with as much bite as two cats fighting over a leg of ham , feared but adored, witty but wise, feminine but with bigger balls than your average horse. A woman who is so bitchin' and intelligent that most men fear opening their traps in her presence. Says things like "Some people need to use glue instead of lipstick" and "Behind every successful woman is herself". A role model to the young Ladies for sure...
"Tracey's Mom is a real Aunty Acid"

"I think Janet's suffering from Aunty Acid syndrome"
by AuntyAcid June 19, 2013
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aunty piss off

An aunty who irritates you and phone's you hundreds of times .
Ugh,aunty piss off is phoning again
by 96969 May 30, 2017
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Aunty Uncle

A person that is built like a uncle with a beer belly on the top, and built like a skinny aunt on the bottom.
“She built like a aunty uncle
by KJ 0217 March 4, 2022
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aunty Helen

Helen Clark, Prime Minister of NZ.

So called as she is the matriarch of the New Zealand 'Nanny State', but without the children.

Sometimes referred by her detractors as Uncle Helen due to the her masculine appearance.
"Did you hear what Aunty Helen was on about yesterday?"
by miguelsancheese October 24, 2008
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Aunty Hunter

A person that is sexually attracted to aunties. No matter what the person may look. This is not a Milf but only aunties. They in love with aunties. Keep your aunties hidden
Guy1: Hey sir do you have any aunties ?
Guy2: Yea I do

Guy3: I’m an aunty hunter im interested in ur Aunty only ur Aunty I’m interested let her know.
by Auntyhunter22 November 28, 2017
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aunty pork

A term used in aboriginal cultures to mean dominant female in bdsm relationships. Typically Aunty pork is an older women (60-70 years of age).
“Aunty pork paid a visit last night” “aw dude that sucks, did you lube up?” “Nope, was bleeding all night.”

“Aunty pork porked my ass real good”

“Aunty porks fingernails are no joke”

“Had burritos last night dropped a mean ass shit afterwards felt like my anus had seen Aunty pork”
by Pierce1 November 14, 2018
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