April 5th 

A national holiday for the best person in this entire world.

Destiny: what did you do for April 5th?
Rylee:sucked dick

April 5th by Ryka0904 January 11, 2023

April 5th 

April 5th is national Salma day. If your name is Salma then that is your national day

Hey dude what day is it?

Oh it’s April 5th

Yooo isn’t it national Salma day?

April 5th by Salsa ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ March 14, 2023

April 5th 

A day in which if you were born, you are automatically loved and cared for by those around you (Most of the time.)

It's fucking April 5th, happy birthday! :)

April 5th by that one super smart guy April 1, 2023

April 5th 

national send arch pics to your bf day

boyfriend: hey its april 5th, can i get those pics now??

girlfriend: yea sure, here. *sends 4 attachments*

April 5th by smallboyballs April 4, 2023

April 5th 

It's national midget day. Say hi to your midget friend.

"Look at that girl, it's her birthday today. "
"But today's April 5th, the national midget day!"
"Well she is a midget."
"She is!"

April 5th by Prelepimiske April 4, 2023

April 5th 

Harass your cousins day

I will harass you on April 5th

April 5th by Manmaker April 5, 2023

April 5th 

A national holiday where you MUST give you’re partner postage stamps in order to get arch pics

Hey it’s April 5th i got you the stamps arch pic when??

April 5th by Anniversary bot April 5, 2024