doctors appointment

A specific time set to see a medical doctor. The patient usually has booked the appointment months in advance to get the first available time. A sign in sheet is at the reception desk and the receptionist is pissed because you interrupted her cell phone texting. Then the patient is handed a stack of papers to fill out and told to have a seat. After not feeling well and stressing about what may be wrong then gets to wait in the crowded, germ filled room for another 2 hrs. After the doctors appointment one may find themselves wondering why they even went and if they will receive a letter from epidemiology saying they were exposed to some contagious disease.
I went to my doctors appointment today and read old magazines in a germ filled, dirty waiting room for 2 hrs. When the medical assistant called me in I waited for another 1/2 hr in the exam room to see the doctor for 5 mins. However, I should feel lucky because I have an HMO that tells my doctors how to practice medicine.
by kaneki September 26, 2009
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Pussy appointment

It’s similar to a Dick appointment but just the other way around for the male.
Bro I got a pussy appointment at 9 tonight with this chick
by Dafoock April 03, 2021
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Hospital Appointment

Ideal chosen excuse for having the morning off work, ideally to attend an interview for a rewarding job. Completely throws any bovate suspicion as hypochondria is accepted as the norm.
"I won't be in 'til 12 today as I have a physio appointment on my dodgy knee."
"Oh okay. I hope you feel better afterwards."
"Oh I will, you bove. I will. Lie-ins are truly therapeutic."
by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 02, 2004
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Bobs appointment

So fake
Bobs appointment was faker than u
by Trolling January 28, 2019
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Doctor Appointment

(idiom): feeling horrible, as to need a doctor appointment.
"Geez... This colds got me down, I'm feeling so doctor appointment."
by Cynical Skyline April 09, 2018
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Pussy appointment

It’s similar to a Dick appointment but just the other way around for the male.
Bro I got a pussy appointment at 9 tonight with this chick
by Dafoock April 03, 2021
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Hoe Appointment

The act of appointing a lady or man of overally exterted sexual tendencies or flirtatious mannerisms for company or entertainment.
I can’t tomorrow I set up a random hoe appointment with ole girl.
by BeMoni December 26, 2017
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