Ann Coulter

person.

See Cunt

To use the words of Yoda: A cunt, Ann Coulter is.

Ann Coulter by honestmike October 24, 2012

Ann Coulter

A bitch who enjoys 2 girls 1 cup and gets off to 4 girls fingerpaint. She bashes Liberals and non-Christians for no apparent reason apart from inflating her own ego. A little-known fact is that she's a succubus, albeit an ugly one with a huge Adam's Apple because she used to be an incubus. She wrote a shitty book that no one read, because her supporters are too stupid to read. Her book is known in Germany as Mein Kampf.

That Ann Coulter should be hanged, drawn, and quartered. Each of the four quarters should be quartered as well and fed to piranhas. Whatever's left should serve four consecutive life sentences.

Ann Coulter by Liberal Pride October 9, 2008

ann coulter

An ann counler or simply a coulter, Someone, particularly or usually a woman who is so ugly on the inside that it shows on the outside. Also a term for rotting fruit as often fruit rots from the inside out. A bitter or personality challenged person/woman.

Person 1: Ewww, did you see her? She looks like she swallowed a whole barrel of lemons, she looks like ann coulter...
Person 2: Yeah a real coulter

Med Student 1: How was that open ass surgery...the coulter hemorriods we had to watch being extracted?
Med Student 2: Yeah, it was so coulter I felt sick!

ann coulter by Goodnight Dick November 12, 2006

Ann Coulter

The combined mucosal/fecal secretion that usually accompanies a bad case of hemorrhoids. The presence of Ann Coulter is usually preceded by insatiable itching and anal sphincter tissue inflamation. The presence of Ann Coulter should not be confused with the presence of Santorum although both terms could be easily interchangeable in casual conversation.

"Oh shit (literally), my hemorrhoids are so bad right now that I'm feeling that unclean feeling of Ann Coulter. Got any baby wipes on ya?"

Ann Coulter by ovalbeach October 20, 2008

Ann coulter

Satan Reincarnate. A waste of life and a worthless bag of bones full of shit up to its eyeballs.

See: Hitler's
Facist
pig
cunt.

"It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950 - except Goldwater in '64 - the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted."
- Ann Coulter

...yeah...she said that....

Ann coulter by jonstewartforpresident November 6, 2008

Ann Coulter

n. Psychobitch.

A depressing case of mindfucking, baseless, and hate-oriented propaganda. Logic does not apply.

Ann Coulter raped Hitler's dead body...and only she knows where it is.

Ann Coulter by Searing Gash May 24, 2005

ann coulter

A know-it-all bitch.

Ann Coulter is a bitch.
Really? I thought she was a cunt.

ann coulter by ihateconservatives December 28, 2005