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Angry Little Man Syndrome

An illness afflicting men of modest stature who feel that their masculinity is undermined by their shocking lack of inches - so to speak. Common symptoms include excessive shouting, hyperactive kicking, randomly swung punches, inflated hair styles, loud attire, random screaming of "ah fukkin' seen ye" or "aye ye fukkin' did", a pre-emptive approach to taking the piss, getting into fights on work nights out, and furious RAGE caused by Martin Hedley, the nob-end.
Mr. Boyd suffered from Angry Little Man Syndrome due to the flattened nature of his footwear. He attemped to compensate with huge tie knots, hyperactive behaviour and a pre-emptive piss take strategy.

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My former chemistry teacher suffered from Angry Little Man Syndrome because he was a snivelling worm who abused his wife.
by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004
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angry white man music

Modern or classic rock music that falls into the genres of: heavy metal, grunge, indusrial, post-grunge, or punk rock.
I'm tired of listening to this love song garbage. Let's find a radio station with some angry white man music.
by Dan February 11, 2008
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Angry little man syndrome

A short male who is always annoyed at everything. Which comes from growing up under the average height. Permanent defensive.
he is such a prick!
well he's got the angry little man syndrome
by ballsto February 1, 2004
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Angry Young Man Music

Angry Young Man Music is generally a mix of the heavy-metal, hip-hip, industrial and 'angsty' alternative genres. It seems that of the music coming out of these genres, Angry Young Man Music includes those artists who music is particularly bad.

This style of music is often listened to by those who suffer from Angry Young Man Syndrome. Once they are hooked on Angry Young Man Music, they lose the ability to appreciate all other types of music. Sometimes after they recover from Angry Young Man Syndrome, they look back at their record collection and wonder how they ever could have listened to such crap music.
Friend 1: Hey, maybe would could borrow some CDs from Sam for the party?
Friend 2: Don't bother - he only listens to Angry Young Man Music.
by Etain August 3, 2006
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Angry Kool-Aid Man

When you are eating a bitch out and she suddenly has her period. Your face is then covered in her blood. You then break through the wall yelling out "Oh yeeeahh!"
"Man, Heather had her rag yesterday and I was able to pull an Angry Kool-Aid Man after I went down on her."
by R3825 November 13, 2007
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Angry little man syndrome

When a nigglet gets mad over anything and cries whenever someone beats him in argument
Ameer has angry little man syndrome always getting mad at dumb shit
by Bigcockasus October 9, 2020
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angry china man

The "angry china man" is a uncommon series of species wich dies of hungry and eats dogs,is also very sexy and asks for bob pics and always gets them,NOT INDIAN NOR AMERICAN,considered the god of Asia.
by donutofdonutsofdonuts September 25, 2017
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