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grandpa's an asshole

A sick yet great song by Blink 182!
When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to felate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
he rubs his dick in broken glass

when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed

and this is stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather. I mean you guys are related! Whats he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he likes to fuck you up the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch, and masturbate, and cum all over the place, and this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!
by Lizzy March 19, 2005
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Wetter Than An Otter's Pocket

Dude I got wetter than an otter's pocket when I saw Jared Padalecki shirtless.
by JaredPadaleckiFanBoy June 3, 2021
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PULLING AN ELVIS S.

To steal/talk to your boys girl behind his back or when incapacitated .
Yo im boutta PULLING AN ELVIS S. on wexler bro.
by Jaysonxx January 10, 2018
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wetter than an otter's pocket

your girl when she sees anyone who plays valorant walking down the street
p1 - yo does that guy have a jett hoodie?
p2 - holy shit that is omg im wetter than an otter's pocket
p1 - babe wtf if u wanted me to play valorant you could have asked
by DasFax123 February 23, 2021
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mouth tastes like an abo's armpit

To have a foul tasting mouth such as the dry foul taste in the mouth the morning after a hard drinking session. Reference is generally to the Australian aboriginal as they have very poor personal hygiene.
My mouth tastes like an abo's armpit
by Djep September 26, 2007
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In an Arby's

When you meet someone so delicious you would immediately hook up with them even if it's in a fast food establishment, including, but not limited to, an Arby's.
Example 1 -
Girl 1: "Did you see Magic Mike."

Girl 2: "Oh god, Channing Tatum? I'd do him in an Arby's."

Example 2 -
Boy 1: "That girl over there?"

Boy 2: "In an Arby's."
by #LACE February 15, 2014
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Wetter than an otter's pocket

when your girl sees Loki Laufeyson/Tom Hiddleston.

Hiddlestoner
Me: omg I just saw Tom Hiddleston in a manbun for Loki Assembled!!

Bf: Hm... *starts to do man buns more*

Me: Fuck, I'm wetter than an otter's pocket
by Whowhoville August 9, 2021
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