(verb) used to describe taking a giant SHIT on you boyfriends/spouses side of the bed when he has done something wrong. or you just feel like being a huge bitch.
I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because you called me a bitch
how about I Amber turded on your bed if you don't give me everything I want NOW
I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because I severed your finger off with a bottle
how about I Amber turded on your bed if you don't give me everything I want NOW
I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because I severed your finger off with a bottle
by amber turd May 17, 2022
When a deranged individual shats upon a significant other’s side of the bed leaving it to to be found in the morning by the individual/maid
by Justsarahash May 04, 2022
by Yesirrrrrrr April 22, 2022
When you mean to smugly fart and miscalculate grandly and accidentally shit yourself (or shit the bed).
by jzaikzai June 08, 2022
by BF87 May 06, 2022
A long lost prophecy transcribed in a hematite stone. The Amber Turd prophecy was found in 2022 in the state of Virginia, where it tells a tale of a mythical being coming from the Amber Turd named Bono. The Amber Turd was thought to have come from King Herr Brolof and once graced with the all mighty biddy, it became Bono. Once known as the biggest brown to ever be known to mankind, the Amber Turd has long been a rumored myth prior to the Depp trial. Since the trial making the myth of the Amber Turd known to the world as a fact the Amber Turd has been eclipsed by a Colorado native known as Randall Marsh who has the record for the biggest poo to ever exist in one sitting, previously held by Amber Heard.
by Randy McMarsh June 02, 2022
The act in which a deranged individual shats upon a significant other’s side of the bed leaving it to to be found in the morning by the significant other/maid.
by Justsarahash May 04, 2022