Peanut Allergy

A Peanut Allergy is a biological mutation causing an individual’s body to be incapable of processing peanuts or peanut products. This condition rarely shows up in normal people, but is generally a symptom of being homeschooled or sheltered as a child. Doctors have difficulty diagnosing a Peanut Allergy, so they typically rely on other symptoms of being homeschooled. These symptoms include a lack of any athletic ability, inability to make eye contact, or an insatiable desire to participate in spelling bees. There is no known cure to a Peant Allergy, but exposing affected individuals to standard social interactions has shown to decrease the severity of the allergic reaction.

Bob: Why doesn’t he want any of my peanut butter cookies?
Kiesha: He was homeschooled, so he has a Peanut Allergy.
Bob: Oh, that explains why he made a strange noise and ran away when I tried to talk to him. Sad.

by Home sCOOL May 11, 2021

Nut Allergy

An aversion to sitting next to people on public transport.

Passenger: "Excuse me, can I sit here?"

You: "No, I've got a nut allergy."

by Monkey Magick October 23, 2010

Nut Allergy

Lesbian

I don't think you should try to get with Lisa, I think she has a pretty severe nut allergy.

by fallen2123 May 25, 2015

A Nut Allergy

A curse. A stupid curse, that does not allow you to have peanut butter, or pistachio cupcakes, or anything along the lines of “Nut.”

Except for honey NUT Cheerios. And corn NUTS.

Dude 1: “Ayy do you want some rocky road ice cream?”
Dude 2: “Nah mate, I got A Nut allergy.”

by Le cat in le box. June 12, 2018

pussy allergy

The extreme measures a man takes to avoid dating or having sex with women.

Keith must have a pussy allergy. He totally avoided fucking that drunk chick we put in his bed!

by Spillinseed April 11, 2016

national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day

Nov. 8th

It’s national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day

by urdadnmom November 7, 2019

psychological allergy

When one is unable to eat or often even be around a specific food because it makes them physically sick, usually due to a past traumatizing experience with said food.

Friend: Yo, do you want some of these blueberries?
You: Nah man, the last time I ate blueberries I got sick as fuck and it turned into a psychological allergy so I can’t eat them anymore.

by Sheababy January 31, 2018