ahfuckitsnotfridayitis

The feeling that you get when you think it’s Friday, but it really isn’t.

Hey team! I am so excited!! Friday’s are the best! Wait…. What did you say? It’s only Thursday? Sorry everyone… I feel horrible now. I guess I now have a case of ahfuckitsnotfridayitis!!!

by Hoppy231 May 18, 2023

cold afuck

when it's so cold your mind can't process whether it'd like to be cute af or real as fuck.

example: "lol it's cold aFUCK"

by PapaSmurf-777 November 23, 2020

afucka

A deeper way of saying fuck.
Can also be spelled "aww-fucka".
I heard this saying from an ATLien.

Wait, we gotta test today, afucka!
You was talkin bout me, afucka u boy/girl!

by WeezyLova January 17, 2008

Affuckable

Having great physical qualities that any individual would find simply irresistible to fuck.

Tom - "Have you seen the new girl?"
Jacob - "Jessica? Yeah, I have. She's so affuckable."

by BobbyOhBobby November 2, 2010

alfuckingtogether

When very angry at a person, althogether becomes 'alfuckingtogether'.

adding 'fucking' to 'altogether' adds an emphasis to the word displaying anger.

" I'd really fucking appreciate it if you fucking didnt ask my best fucking friend for her fucking number, if you didnt add her onto your fucking myspace and if you stopped fucking talking to her alfuckingtogether, kfuckingthx. : "

by ;] 29th July 31, 2007

affucktion

in need of some sex, starved for sexual affection

I'm in some serious need of affucktion lately and my wife won't give me none.

by JTNC73 September 27, 2013

adfucked

The moment for advertising creatives when criticism from your Creative Director becomes too much to bear. Symptoms may include crying, staring, stuttering, playing video games or drinking openly at work.

"Dude, I'm adfucked after that presentation. I need to go home."

by Erin Maureen January 5, 2009