poop-a-tint

- stains that appear that could've been originated in the anus

1. the poop-a-stain was a poop-a-tint

by poop-a-trey December 9, 2018

poop a brick

when a single turd is so huge is resembles a brick. when you have pooped a brick it is often neccessary to break up the turd in order to get it to flush. this type of turd cannot have toilet paper with it as it is flushed often requiring multiply flushes. can also be used as a comparision such as i would rather lite myself on fire then {poop} a brick.

the girl at the swimming pool pooped a brick and left it there. the lifeguard were so surprised he almost poop a brick himself.

by swimmerguy August 21, 2011

Poop-a-Loops

Taking a shit so big that it leaves rings around the toilet.

I think the Mexican food I had last night was the main contributor to this mornings poop-a-loops.

by Falz October 24, 2008

Poop-a-gram

A package of poop sent via mail or delivery as a symbol of spite or hatred. A box or envelope containing human feces sent as a means of showing discord or seeking revenge for an ill act.

Bob: What is that odor coming from your package? Jim: My ex-girlfriend sent me a poop-a-gram because I dumped her for her best friend. Bob: That is not cool. Jim: I guess I deserved it.

by recruiterpoet September 4, 2016

Poop A Loop

A game in which the object is to form one's poop into a defined loop. 6 inch diameter is usual regulation size. The Poop must be unbroken and touching end to end. Doubles Poop A Loop may use a helper (Looper) to assist but must go by local club grounding rules.

Close! But never eat soup before Poop A Loop!
Damn. I lost $100.

by Stinkalink November 14, 2017

poop a hammer

1. This phenomenon occurs mostly to town drunks after a night pounding cheap local beer and sobering up with a hearty platter of taco bell cheesy gordita crunches. The following morning the drunkard awakes to a wretched pain in their stomach and passes what appears to be a hammer through their bowels

2. Manually sticking a ball-peen hammer up the anus then dropping a deuce.

..................i just had to poop a hammer..............that's the last time i sit on my utility belt.........

by Your mom likes my dong October 16, 2009

Poop a Moose

The act of pooping the day before a field trip when you are so exited that you can not hold your bowl movements.

I can't wait for the field trip tomorrow. I'm going to poop a moose so im ready.

by iamthewalrus1993 May 15, 2007