jerk-a-derk

just another slang term for either jerking yourself off, or getting a hand job.

Jon:yo man, so what'd you do with that girl last huh?

Jake: nuttin too special. just startin makin out and i got a little jerk-a-derk in my car. not too bad i guess.

by J Hernandez February 5, 2007

A Derpidy Derp

A man or female that makes dumb decisions and may all around be not smart.

Man Linda was such a derpidy derp in class today.

by InfamousJonah December 16, 2017

slurp-a-derp

The act of giving head, blow job, oral, eating out, etc... the word is a combination of "slurp" for sucking & "derp" for sounds being made while attempting to talk with genitalia in ones mouth.

It's that time of the month, so Jenny gave Johnny a little slurp-a-derp to calm him after his busy day.

by RaCeR_X December 3, 2013

a derro

someone who dresses like they are poor, even though they arent

"Oi Ned, check out that derro in those soleless tennis shoes"

by treearms April 12, 2006

A Derp

A person who can be so incredibly annoying and doesn't quite understand. Not always annoying, but just one of those "captain obvious" people.

ALI IS SUCH A DERP!

by Amandawithamessageforali December 16, 2011

herp a derp

the act of pressing the door close button on an elevator when someone tells you to keep the door open

He got stuck in the lobby after that dickwad herp a derped him

by Rabbi Goldstein January 23, 2011

Herp-a-derp

The sound used to describe melee killing somebody in Halo: Reach.
First strike:Herp
Pull back:a
Second strike:derp

You should have seen me man! I ran up to this bitch and herp-a-derped him good!

by How is this name being used? October 21, 2010