practicing to be a baby daddy

euphemism for male masturbation

Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.

A: "What are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."

by daisha August 17, 2010

I've been a bad girl daddy

Expression used mostly by the younger generation from 18-20s to show their devotion to god, the sentence is a synonym for "Forgive me father for I have sin". Even though this is a relatively new phrase it has already found its way into lots of people; often in bed, praying to "daddy".

"I've been a bad girl daddy, I think I deserve punishment". This is an even bigger step, acknowledging their imperfections and accepting the conseuences of their actions.

by momslayer69 December 22, 2020

Daddy with a fatty

A Dad with a big ding-a-ling... As heard on the "The Billy Madison show " in Texas.

his Co-host calls it a peepee-doddle..

Billy madison is definitely not a Daddy with a fatty. He has a vigina..

by mickeycrabs May 5, 2022

Daddy-With-A-Phatty

Richard.

"Damn, look at that Daddy-With-A-Phatty."

by erlkng24 April 27, 2017

Daddy ate a squirrel

Daddy ate a squirrel is a quote from Leslie Knope played by Amy Pohler

In the show Parks and recreation. Leslie couldn't remember the lyrics to "we didn't start the fire" so she rambled.

Daddy ate a squirrel.

by Peed Hapley January 23, 2020

DNANR (Daddy needs a new Rolex)

DNANR An acronym for Daddy needs a new Rolex. A motivational cry when two Bros need to drive revenue.

Bro #1: Dude, I can wait to flip some houses with you!

Bro #2: Fo So, DNANR (Daddy needs a new Rolex)

by Aspiring Hoe June 14, 2024

Daddy donated a building

Reference on how people with horrible stats get into top universities

He got into Harvard because daddy donated a building.

by RandomTexan09 June 25, 2023