rip a bird

Smoke a joint. Roll some weed. Getting High.

I got some sick weed, lets rip a bird.

Wanna rip a bird after work?

I ripped so many birds last night.

by Max Flow April 20, 2008

ride a bird

When you do a sentence at jail

The judge said im gonna have to ride a bird

by Hollaman1279 January 16, 2014

have a bird

Similar to "have a cow" or have a fit. Originates from East Coast America- Used mainly around the Boston, MA area.

When I told my daughter she was grounded, she had a bird... began screaming and crying.

by Neikopie October 28, 2003

fine as a bird

whenever you’re talking about someone or somebody and you think they’re hot and you say they’re fine as a bird meaning they’re good looking

bro that emma girl from the billie eilish concert was fine as a bird

by mae williams July 28, 2019

My hair is a bird

A synonym for the phrase, "Your argument is invalid."

Tom: You're a bad friend.

Nicolas: My hair is a bird.

Tom: Nevermind. My argument is invalid.

by Frankenstein Goldfinger March 1, 2009

Two stones to kill a bird

The opposite of killing two birds with one stone. When it takes you multiple tries or actions to complete a single objective.

I Had Two Vacuum The Stairs So I Tried doing It The Fast Way But I ended Up Having To Do It Again Because I Missed A Few Spots, It Took Me Two Stones To Kill A Bird.

by LightBrightMeTight April 7, 2011

to Flip a Bird

to demonstrate a muddle finger sign

When I see a traffic cop I normally wish to flip a bird

by iljusha April 10, 2007