A White Mouse

The name for a man that is not mentally well and finds himself caught by a crazy narcissist bitch type women, and has complete mental control over him. Usually with the vagina as the ever present prize as he's carrot. Constantly that being the distraction he never realizes that he has become "A White Mouse" in his life. Like a mouse, he is trapped in a maze with sex replaced as the scent of peanut butter and a woman that changes her walls and plays tricks on him so he. Constantly fucking with the poor bastard.

John -Yo bro you see that chick?

Ned- Yeah she don't want a man unless he's 'a white mouse'. She's crazy like that, wants complete control over her men and everything.
John-Dame! Something must of happened to her when she was young to be like that. That's not normal.
Ned- The bitch is crazy!
John-Dame!

by White Mouse January 4, 2019

A nany mouse

Most amazing friend ever, he's really kind and always wants to help. He also offers free hugs

Hes swag :)

'a nany mouse is the coolest friend ever eeee'

by Ethan<3 September 19, 2022

A Mickey Mouse

A guy with huge balls and tiny dick. The large balls are the ears and the small dick is the nose and together that makes it look like Mickey Mouse.

Some gay men love a Mickey Mouse.

by President Obama the Barack April 22, 2024

ate a sour mouse

Looks like a very stuck up, pissed off person; unapproachable

I was going to talk to that lady but she looks like she ate a sour mouse

by Blonde3456 August 20, 2022

poorer than a country mouse

need to say no more

Someone approaches you in the street for a donation of some sort...
response: sorry I am poorer than a country mouse. it get the message across.

by The Original Country Mouse March 23, 2011

Mouse on a trampoline

When ones ball sack is stretched out like a trampoline while bouncing the mouse aka penis up and down off the trampoline

Hey man have you ever seen a mouse on a trampoline

by Butterfly85 January 10, 2018

mouse on a haystack

Picture of a nude man with his small penis sitting on top of his hairy scrotum.

Mike Clark liked to laugh at pictures of men modeling nude. If they had a small penis and a hairy scrotum, he would say that their package looked like a " MOUSE ON A HAYSTACK ".

by Lee Thargic November 7, 2019