A poke in the eye with a sharp stick

The third choice in a series of options in which the first two have been rejected.

A: "I'm sorry your date cancelled. Do you want to go see a movie?"

B: (sulkily) "No."
A: "Want to go to the club?"

B: "No."
A: "Want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?"

by bitteryoungwoman July 8, 2009

Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo

Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now

by musicman1993 September 26, 2010

Eye and a half

One and a half eyes is two eyes that are close enough together that you can't tell if the person has one eye or two full eyes.

That guy did outsmoke you every time you got high with him, but he ended up permanently cross eyed, with about an eye and a half.

by Solid Mantis April 3, 2021

eye for a tooth

Much like "Eye for an eye tooth for a tooth" they both deal with the idea of a punishment being equal to what the offender did. However, this differs in that it represents the idea of getting back in a manner equal in magnitude to the victim by any other means necessary, often in a more severe manner.

Person 1: "those goofy ah mfs from across the block jumped me last night bruh"
Person 2: "eye for a tooth lets fuck em up"
Person 1: "bet say less imma grab u in 20"

by uuma May 28, 2023

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

An eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth

1) if you commit a crime, you should be punished from having the same thing done to you

2) Lyrics from an AC/DC song, called Dog Eat Dog which is found in the Let There Be Rock album released in 1977

1) his punishment is fair as it’s an eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth

2) Bon Scott is a lyrical genius, I love when he sings it’s an eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth in the song Dog Eat Dog

by SerbiaBest November 10, 2018

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022