hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

Cat on a hot tin roof

A sexual act where the male inserts a candle into his belly button and lights it as the female rides him frantically.

I thought your mom was kinda vanilla but she actually rides a mean cat on a hot tin roof.

by RiggsMurtaugh September 12, 2017

sneezed in a Milo tin

When someone’s face is covered in freckles, and it looks like they sneezed in a Milo tin

the new apprentice has freckles all over his face he looks like he sneezed in a Milo tin,

by Sir Fingerer February 21, 2025

Cat on a hot tin roof

When it slips out and goes in the other hole. She then jumps off quick as a cat in a hot tin roof.

We tried cat on a hot tin roof last night.

by Mackster.Yo May 2, 2025

does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

A phrase used by Bubbles on the popular Canadian tv series Trailer Park Boys, used as a smart-ass reply when someone asks something to which the answer is yes.

Randy: Does it really launch? (referring to a model rocket)
Bubbles: Does it really launch?! Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

by Trailer Park Boy December 18, 2007

Face like a bashed in rubbish tin lid

To describe one whos facial formities are less than lets say, pleasingto look at. Not easy on ones eye.

Ugly as a hat full of arseholes

Craig: "Hey man what do you think of that Justine....?"
Shane: "Man no way! She has a face like a bashed in rubbish tin lid!"

by Shane Shane the Supra Man June 27, 2006

i don't give a tiny rat's ass

Don't give a shit

My life is fucked up but still I don't give a tiny rat's ass.

by FattuAshiq August 19, 2016