San Francisco 49ers

Simply the best team in the NFL. We boast: 5 super bowl rings (about to get a sixth), the best defense, insane running game, and much more!!!!!

Random person #1: Hey, I was at the game last weekend and got to see the San Francisco 49ers kick the Seahawks asses!!
Random person #2: Yeah dude it was pretty sweet, I must say.
Random person #1: I think we've got this super bowl!
Random person #2: Fuck yeah brotha!! Time to add on to that collection of rings!

by jay gee January 19, 2023

49ers Fan

A raider-hating person that eats wine and cheese at tail gait parties. They sit back and talk about the days of joe montana like the clock is going to magically jump back to 1980. Most of them used to be Raider fans stating "I used to be a raiders fan until they moved to L.A.". They can sometimes be found at Raider games at the Oakland Coliseum being bitch slapped in the hallways or being shoved inside of a toilet.

Poindexster, a 49ers Fan, was talling smack at a raider game when a raiders fan pushed him into a urinal trough and 5 guys pissed on him.

by Bifford tannon October 20, 2010

49ers fan

A raider-hating person from San Francisco, that eats wine and cheese at tail gait parties. He wears butterscotch colored pants and rose colored shirts. they sit back and talk about the days of joe montana like the clock is going to magically jump bacl to 1988. They get to the game in the 2nd quarter and are gone by the 4th. Most of them used to be Raider fans. They can be found at Raider games at the Oakland Coliseum being scraped in the hallways or being shoved inside of a toilet seat.

I am a 49ers fan so that makes me feminine and recessive. Pass the cheese.

by georgy porgy September 29, 2006

49ers

A girl that is actually 4/10 in looks, but because alot of Simps out there keep boosting her ego and put her on pedestal (usually on social media) she'll think she's a 9/10.

Chad: I don't wanna have anything serious, just have fun. (Prolly, only using her for s3x)
49ers: All men are as*holes.

by Tommydella October 3, 2021

miner 49-er

When she shoves a lump of coal in her vagina and you shove your fist in to find it. If you pull out a diamond, you win.

Last night we did the miner 49-er. We are selling the diamond on Craigslist.

by OfficerKlay May 23, 2016

49ers

The mascot of the University of North Carolina at Charlotte. Chosen because the university was saved from being shut down in 1949.

Hail, Charlotte 49ers, proud as we can be...

by SnarlyCharly44 April 28, 2008

San Francisco 49ers

The worst team ever right next to Detroit lions. the team is know as the "forty cock suckers". they're current season record is 4-8.

Daughter: Daddy, what's a synonym for loser?

Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the San Francisco 49ers.

Daughter: Is it true that the San Francisco 49ers suck dick?

Father: In every way possible.

by awesom men December 7, 2010