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you wont last 30 seconds

that message on those pornhub ads for games that say "this is so much better than watching porn" and "you will cum in 30 seconds" and stuff like that.
guy: man im ready to jerk off to some porn
ad: you wont last 30 seconds playing this game
guy: ooh
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Banned in 30 states

Dude 1: Hey, imma have kinky sex with my girl tonight
Dude 2: Man, you can't do that! You know it's banned in 30 states, right?
Dude 1: Aww damn
by Oh my my February 20, 2015
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30 Seconds to Mars

An American rock band.

Line up: Jared Leto (lead singer, guitar)
Tomo Millicevic (guitar, keyboard)
Matt Wachter (bass)
Shannon Leto (drummer)

Released debut album 30 Seconds to Mars in 2002
Followed up with A Beautiful Lie in 2005

The band are just starting their first headlining tour across America.

Their fan base is known as the Echelon.

They have the coolest glyphs ever!
I've been rocking out to 30 Seconds to Mars all night!
by tastes_of_ink July 26, 2006
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30 Seconds of Madness.

A catchphrase preached almost religiously by a fucking bald knobjockey infront of a undeserving school audience.
"Okay guys. Premature ejacluation. 30 Seconds of Madness. (or pleasure) is all it takes. Just like when I'm in bed with my poor wife."
by 30secondsoflove August 19, 2007
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30 Seconds to Mars

An amazing band headed by Jared Leto, the coolest evAr. They rock out of the universe with their glyphics. Welcome to the Universe.
Jared Leto sings for the band 30 Seconds to Mars, and they are greatzor.
by Sam Nizzle January 31, 2004
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30 seconds to mars

Fucking kick ass band! With an interesting stellar concept of glyphs and cyphers.
Their album will take you on a trip, kick your ass and then bring you back wanting more.
Dude I just saw 30 Seconds to Mars yesterday, they were awesome!
by RavenousPlant July 28, 2006
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