by OH BOY I CANNOT WAIT November 2, 2019
by Yafavstud October 17, 2019
The day the most beautiful person was born 😔 And that beautiful person deserves all the love on this world and no heartbreaks over a stupid boy who is dum asfff
by sum1 that calls u dummy thicc October 17, 2019
February 28 is national slap a bitch day
by Bobby can head October 24, 2019
a very rare day where people are born, u can only find people who are kind, funny and gorgeousborn on this day, they are always very smart and caring, it doesn't matter what, a person born on this day will stick with u through thick n thin, they are always unique nd special in their own way.
A: jheez who's that
B: idk, buh she looks like she was born on november 28
A: probably, look at the way she laughs
B: idk, buh she looks like she was born on november 28
A: probably, look at the way she laughs
by asapK October 22, 2019
If you’re born on this day, congratulations you are truly the biggest fucking G that roams the earth. Not a Kyle or Karen could withstand your supreme awesomeness. Oh your friend told you their birthday is better? Wrong. Hopefully they don’t ever break their back because they are too fucking stupid to be Stephen Hawking. Everyone knows that February is and will always be the best birthday.
by Bigmaths October 16, 2019
November 28th is national slap someone with a piece of cement day. Grab a piece of cement and slap someone right in the face!
Martha: hey! I just remembered its November 28th! Oh I'm gonna get that Karen!!
*Martha picks up cemement*
Karen: NOOOOOOO
*Martha picks up cemement*
Karen: NOOOOOOO
by Blobfish8274 October 28, 2019