7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.

We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!

by Jerzley July 30, 2006

1 inch 2 inch

1 inch 2 inch is the Dr. Suess way of saying someone has a small dick

Damn I heard Matt has a 1 inch 2 inch

by Cryptdog April 23, 2019

2 inches

Mostly applies to guys named zack that are white and lonely

Look at zacks 2 inches

by Thatmanblacklight October 3, 2018

2 inches

A penis that is average sized maybe even above average yk

2 INCHES IS PLENTY DONT LEAVE ME!!!!

by MrChair27 April 10, 2023

2-incher

Having a penis that measures two inches

Girls are usually turned off after hearing such news.

Rob " Man, what did you do to get out of fucking that fat chick last night?"

Calvin " I told her I got a 2-incher"

by Chealyn February 17, 2009

2 incher dude

a guy that has a fucken small as dick but claims its big he also think he is the shit and he asks for nudes and when he is done with you he will block you

girl : he sent me a dick pic and its small

friend: oh damm
friend : sees him

friend: fucken 2 incher dude
girl : shhhh lol
friend : but he has a 2 incher dude

by skinnynipples February 24, 2020

2 inches

When the mans your after has a dick of approximately only 2 inches but your still tryna fuck

Oree likes that 2 inches over there.

by Secx expert 69 April 11, 2019