3 1/2 inch floppy

term used to describe asian nerds that have a small and floppy dick.

greg: hey dude have you heard, ping pong has a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
ping pong: no i don't, but i have to go play ping pong now

by prejudice white boy November 29, 2004

7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.

We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!

by Jerzley July 30, 2006

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

2 inch spiky

Insult meaning a tiny dick, specifically two inches

Stfu Ace all have down there is a 2 inch spiky

by SteakNachos September 25, 2020

2 inch punnisher

Small penis

Little jonny had a 2 inch punnisher and made all the girls run

by Squalid May 17, 2023

1 inch 2 inch

1 inch 2 inch is the Dr. Suess way of saying someone has a small dick

Damn I heard Matt has a 1 inch 2 inch

by Cryptdog April 23, 2019

My 2 inch defeater

Your 2 inch penis.

Friend: MATH!!

Me: My 2 inch defeater can whirl around and shit

by GoGo_Gadget March 15, 2025